If I Had $1000000
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Words and Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson
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If I had $1000000
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(If I had $1000000)
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I'd buy you a house
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(I would buy you a house)
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If I had $1000000
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(If I had $1000000)
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I'd buy you furniture for your house
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(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
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If I had $1000000
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(If I had $1000000)
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I'd buy you a K-Car
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(a nice Reliant automobile)
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If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.
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If I had $1000000
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I'd build a tree fort in our yard
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If I had $1000000
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You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
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If I had $1000000
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Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
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Wouldn't that be fabulous
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If I had $1000000
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(If I had $1000000)
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I'd buy you a fur coat
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(but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
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If I had $1000000
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(If I had $1000000)
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I'd buy you an exotic pet
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(Like a llama or an emu)
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If I had $1000000
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(if I had $1000000)
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I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
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(All them crazy elephant bones)
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If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.
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If I had $1000000
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We wouldn't have to walk to the store
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If I had $1000000
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We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
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If I had $1000000
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We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
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But we would. We'd actually make the treefort from the
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first chorus out of it. Mmm.
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If I had $1000000
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(If I had $1000000)
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I'd buy you a green dress
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(but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
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If I had $1000000
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(If I had $1000000)
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I'd buy you some art
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(a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
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If I had $1000000
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(If I had $1000000)
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I'd buy you a monkey
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(haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
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If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
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If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
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I'd be rich.
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Andy Creeggan: Piano, vocals
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Jim Creeggan: Double Bass, vocals
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Steven Page: Vocals
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Ed Robertson: Guitar, vocals
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Tyler Stewart: Drums
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If I Had $1,000,000
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| Barenaked Ladies |
