Everybody's stuck in the middle,
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With something for nothing.
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Original is nothing new.
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Everybody stares in the mirror,
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Looking for a partner,
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Let's look for something better to do.
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She's James Bond in a dress.
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Diamonds Forever are all she wears.
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Loaded and ready to go,
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Riding her car like Diva Desire.
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He's [marlaner] in a suit,
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Walking the mermaid in fine hike boots.
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Someone's wife that he met on the phone.
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She's user-friendly.
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She's taken it home.
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Chorus
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He's gay, he's straight.
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He's black and he's white.
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He'll be anything she wants him to be tonight,
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[Barbie or boy]
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and a little bit more.
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Loverboy to lovergirl,
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He's flexible.
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She's loveable.
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He's flexible
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. I'm flexible tonight.
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(Jane Jane James Bond)
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(Jane Jane James Bond)
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(Jane Jane James Bond)
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Verse Two
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I'm an angel dressed in drag.
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Dream of the nightmares,
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You wish you'd had.
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[Semi-sonic],
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Inside out.
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When you're gravity free,
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You don't have to shout.
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Chorus
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I'm gay, I'm straight.
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I'm black and I'm white.
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I'll be anything you want me to be tonight,
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[Barbie or bored],
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And a little bit more.
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Loverboy to lovergirl,
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I'm flexible.
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She's loveable.
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He's flexible,
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Adorable, tonight.
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(Jane Jane James Bond)
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Tonight.
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(Jane Jane James Bond)
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Tonight.
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(Jane Jane James Bond)
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(Jane Jane James Bond)
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Interlude
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I'll be your father, your mother,
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Or teacher, a lover.
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From sinner, confesser.
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A naked cross-dresser,
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Who looks like the preacher.
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Barbie in leather.
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I'll even be your three speed vibrator.
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Verse Three
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She's James Bond in a dress.
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Diamonds forever are all she wears.
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Sensational. Incredible.
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Remarkable. Remarked upon.
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She's flexible. Flexible.
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He's straight.
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Yeah
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Chorus
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She's gay, she's straight.
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She's black and she's white.
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She'll be anything you want her to be tonight,
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[Barbie or boy],
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and a little bit more.
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Loverboy to lovergirl,
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I'm's flexible.
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She's loveable.
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He's flexible,
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Adorable, tonight.
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Ending
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Repeated {(Jane Jane James Bond)
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Throughout (Are you flexible tonight?)}
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Don't you know,
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[There's always a chance],
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The world is not enough.
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He's a tuxedo angel, crossdressing tonight.
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Flexible
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| Billie Myers |
