I don't understand
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Why are you being so mean?
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You're a mean, mean man
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You're just jealous of me
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'Cause you, you just can't do what I do
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So instead of just admitting it
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You walk around and say
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All kinds of really mean things
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About me 'cause you're a meanie, a meanie
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But it's only 'cause you're
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Just really jealous of me
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'Cause I'm what you want to be
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So you just look like an idiot
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When you say these mean things
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'Cause it's too easy to see
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You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
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Alright, listen, I need you to focus
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I need you to go dig deep in your mind; this is important
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We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
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I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment
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Now, I need you to open your mind; your eyes, close them
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You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
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For the next four and a half minutes
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We are going to explore into your mind
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To find out why you're so fucking jealous
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Now, why did they make Yoo-hoo?
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Hippity ga-ga boo-boo
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Psych, I'm kidding
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I just wanted to see if you're still listenin'
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Okay, now I need your undivided attention
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Sir, I have a question
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Why do I always sense this undeniable tension?
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From the moment that I enter into the room
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It gets all quiet and whispers
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Whenever there's conversation, why am I always mentioned?
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I've been dying to ask; it's been itchin' at me
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Is it just because
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You're just jealous of me
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'Cause you, you just can't do what I do
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So instead of just admitting it
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You walk around and say
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All kinds of really mean things
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About me 'cause you're a meanie, a meanie
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But it's only 'cause you're
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Just really jealous of me
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'Cause I'm what you want to be
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So you just look like an idiot
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When you say these mean things
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'Cause it's too easy to see
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You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
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Alright, now I, I just flubbed a line
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I was going to say something extremely important
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But I forgot who or what it was; I fucked up
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Psych, I'm kidding again, you idiot; no, I didn't
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That's just what you wanted to hear from me
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Is that I fucked up, ain't it?
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But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper
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It doesn't take a bunch of takes
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Or me to stand here in this booth all day
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For me to say the truth, okay?
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You're droolin', you have tooth decay
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Your mouth is open, you're disgusting
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What the fuck d'you eat for lunch
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A bunch of sweets or something, what?
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You munch a bunch of Crunch 'n Munch?
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Your tooth is rotten to the gum
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Your breath stinks; wanna chew some gum?
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"Yes I do, sir; what am I on?"
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You, sir, are on truth serum
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"Marshall, I'm so jealous of you"
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"Please say you won't tell nobody"
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"I'd be so embarrassed; I'm just absolutely terrified"
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"That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying"
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"All these terrible, evil, and awful mean things"
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"It's my own insecurity"
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You're just jealous of me
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'Cause you, you just can't do what I do
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So instead of just admitting it
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You walk around and say
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All kinds of really mean things
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About me 'cause you're a meanie, a meanie
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But it's only 'cause you're
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Just really jealous of me
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'Cause I'm what you want to be
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So you just look like an idiot
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When you say these mean things
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'Cause it's too easy to see
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You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
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Alright, now, we, we're going to conduct
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That experiment that we were talking about earlier
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Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy
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'Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like; want to check to see?
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Here's a mirror; notice the resemblance here?
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Wait, let me put these sunglasses on
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Now look in this mirror; how about now?
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What do you have in common?
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You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em
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You look like I sound like, singing about weenies
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Now take my weenie out of your mouth
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This is between me and you; I know you're not happy
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I know you'd much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying
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Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind, dying
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There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is
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Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges
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Why're you even doing this to yourself? It's pointless
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Why do we have to keep on going through this? This is tortuous
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My point is this:
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That if you say mean things, your weenie will shrink
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Now I forgot what the chorus is; your justice
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You're just jealous of me
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'Cause you, you just can't do what I do
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So instead of just admitting it
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You walk around and say
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All kinds of really mean things
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About me 'cause you're a meanie, a meanie
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But it's only 'cause you're
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Just really jealous of me
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'Cause I'm what you want to be
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So you just look like an idiot
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When you say these mean things
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'Cause it's too easy to see
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You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
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Get the fuck off my dick
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Big Weenie (Produced By Dr. Dre)
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| Eminem |
