Hi! My name is.. (what?)
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My name is.. (who?)
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My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
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Hi! My name is.. (huh?)
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My name is.. (what?)
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My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
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Ahem.. excuse me!
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Can I have the attention of the class
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for one second?
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[Eminem]
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Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
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Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
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Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
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Try 'cid and get fucked up worse then my life is? (Huh?)
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My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
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But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm...)
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And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
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Uh-uhhh! "Then why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
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Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
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Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
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Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
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And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
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I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
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Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
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C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dog!)
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I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!
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[Chorus]
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Hi! My name is.. (what?)
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My name is.. (who?)
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My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
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Hi! My name is.. (huh?)
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My name is.. (what?)
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My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
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Hi! My name is.. (what?)
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My name is.. (who?)
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My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
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Hi! My name is.. (huh?)
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My name is.. (what?)
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My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
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[Eminem]
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My english teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high.
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Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five.
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I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
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And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)
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Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
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Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
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Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians, in a spaceship,
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While they're screamin' at me: "Lets just be friends!"
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Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
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I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
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I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
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Make a record about doin drugs, and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
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You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
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And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
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This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
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(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
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So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'
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[Chorus]
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Hi! My name is.. (what?)
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My name is.. (who?)
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My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
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Hi! My name is.. (huh?)
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My name is.. (what?)
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My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
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Hi! My name is.. (what?)
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My name is.. (who?)
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My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
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Hi! My name is.. (huh?)
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My name is.. (what?)
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My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
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[Eminem]
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Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
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Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
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I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)
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I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive(Huh yup!)
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Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
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I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
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All my life I was very deprived
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I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!)
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Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
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I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)
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When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
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HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)
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I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
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Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
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I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
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And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
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Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
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[Chorus]
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Hi! My name is.. (what?)
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My name is.. (who?)
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My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
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Hi! My name is.. (huh?)
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My name is.. (what?)
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My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
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Hi! My name is.. (what?)
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My name is.. (who?)
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My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
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Hi! My name is.. (huh?)
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My name is.. (what?)
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My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
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My Name Is (Rock Star Remix)
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| Eminem |
