[Dr. Dre]
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Check Check
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One, two
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One, two
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One, two(is it rolling?)
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dr. Dre up in here
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Y'all know what this is.
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Its what y'all been waiting for
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Funk Master Flex,
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Big Kap,
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Def Jam Records giving it to you baby.
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Yo Eminem
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Show these mother fuckers what time it is baby!
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[Eminem]
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I used to be a lonely man, [only mad]
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Until I got a million dollars, shit
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Now if i only had some fucking hair
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I'd pull it, faster than a bullet
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out of Tupac's chest
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Before the ambulance came too late to do it
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I'm trying to grow it back again
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It was an accident
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I had my back against a fan
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Who chopped it off in Amsterdam
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I hate the straight jacket it aint latching
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They can't lock it
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so they stapled my hand
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To my pants pockets
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The cell's padded and battered like
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Someone else had it before me
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And just kept throwing them fucking selfs at it
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My head is aching
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I'm dedicated to medication
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but this med is taking to long to bring me this sedadation? (Come on!)
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Anyway I got down with Dre (What up?)
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The first man who taught me how the glock sounded to spray
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Running up and down the street screaming
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"Fuck the Police!"
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When you still had your mother's fucking Nipple
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Stuck in your teeth(fucking baby)
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Became a role model after Colorado
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Now all they do is follow me around
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And holla "BRAVO!!"
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Hell yea I punch my bitch and beat my kids in public
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Suck my dick, bitch
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I'm sick enough to fuck a man in his face but I won't
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Cause you'll probably wanna stand in his place
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So put a sock in it
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With your fake-ass Tupac image
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You faggots ain't tough
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you just get drunk and become talkative(Wanna Fight?)
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I'm probably the akwardest alcoholic talking
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Walking like a midget with a ladder in his back pocket
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So when you see me on your block
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Stumbling, mumbling a bunch of dumb shit
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Like my drunk uncle does
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I ain't buzzed, I'm just high on life
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So why on earth would I need drugs
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When I can fly on kites?
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Motherfuckers
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Slim Shady
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[Dr Dre] Dr Dre!
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[Eminem] I'm drunk pass the test
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[Chorus] (repeat 2X)
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[Eminem]
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Cause if I get locked up tonite!
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Then I might not come home tonite!
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[Dr Dre]
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Keep it moving! Off and on, Eminem is on
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Off and on, Dr. Dre is On
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[Eminem]
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The whole entire world can sit and twirl like a whirling tire
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I set a fucking girl on fire with a curling iron (AHH!)
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Psych I'm just joking, for christ sakes
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Dont get so bent out of shape
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Cause I went out and raped six girlfriends
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Some people just don't get it
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But I won't let it upset me
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Cause they don't know better
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They don't know what the fuck its like to be so fed up
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and fed so many uppers you're down and won't get up
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My mind's got a mind of it's own
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Sometimes I can't find it at home
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It hides in the stove (Hello, where you at?)
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Shit, talk about your brain being baked
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My shit's still in the oven on 480 Degrees
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Hailey Jade
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Daddy loves you baby
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Don't ever tell me how to raise my daughter
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Fuck you lady!
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You critics wanna criticize but couldnt visualize
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Individuals lives through a criminal's eyes(fuck it!)
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The neighborhood that I grew up in
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You could die for nothing
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And Dirty Dozen watches over me
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So try some dumb shit
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I'll have a fucking man raped with a band-aid over his mouth
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and shove his head in the fan blade
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Don't ever tell me what
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I can and what I can't say
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Or change cause of the
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Age range in my fan base
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Like I give a fuck who's buying this shit
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Quit fucking buying it
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I'm tired bitch
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I'm dying to quit
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Hip Hop is universal now
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It's all commercial now
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It's like a circle full of circus clowns up in the circuit now
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But now the white kids like it
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So they tell me I can buy it
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But as soon as I get on the mic it's like the night get silent
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Either that or booed, thats why I keep an attitude
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And go to sleep with it and wake up with it every afternoon
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I'm sick of being judged, fuck it let me see a judge
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I'll confess to every murder
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I committed since 3 years old
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[Chorus] (x1)
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[Dr. Dre]
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Yo Fuck that
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Turn that shit off
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Let's get the fuck out of here
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You know how we do (echo)
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If I Get Locked Up Tonight
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| Eminem |
