You find me offensive
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I find you offensive for finding me offensive
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hence if I should draw out a line any fences
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if so to what extent, if any, should I go?
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cause it's getting expensive
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being on the other side of the court room on the defensive
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they say I cause extensive psycholgical nerve damage to the brain
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when I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses
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I say you're all just too god damn sensitive
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it's censorship and it's downright blasphemous
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let's end this shit now cause I won't stand for this
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and Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither
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and let's clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either
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he used to be like a hero to me
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I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers
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on my refrigerator right next to Darth Vader
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and Darth must have put a hex on him for later
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I feel like its my fault cause of the way that
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I stuck him off in between him and Lex Luther
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I killed Superman I killed Super...Man
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and how ironic that I'd be the bad guy kryptonite
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the green chronic
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(Chorus)
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Cause i aint got no legs or no brain
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nice to meet you
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hi my name is...
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i forgot my name
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my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
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my soul is possessed by this devil
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my new name is...
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Rain Man
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Now in the bible it says
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thou shall not watch two lesbians in bed
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have homosexual sex
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unless of course you were given the consent to join in
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then of course it's intercourse and it bisexual sex
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which isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions
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either before, during, or after performing the act of that which
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is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrases
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that are more used by today kids
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in a more derogatory way
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but who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say
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let ask Dr. Dre
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Dr. Dre (what up?)
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I got a question if i may (yea)
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is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (yea)
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and watch his butt butt when he tees off (yea)
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but but i aint done yet
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in football a quarterback yells out hut hut
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while he reaches in another grown man's ass
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grabs on his nuts, but just what if
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it was never meant, it was just an accident
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but he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
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his teeny, tiny, little, round hiney
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and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit
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and I don't need to go into any more details
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but what if he pictured it as a female's butt
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is that gay? I just need to clear things up
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til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...
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(Chorus)
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Cause i aint got no legs or no brain
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nice to meet you
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hi my name is...
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i forgot my name
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my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
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my soul is possessed by this devil
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my new name is...
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Rain Man
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You find me offensive
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I find you offensive...
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shit this is the same verse, I just did this
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when am I gonna come to my good senses?
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probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
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my spider senses telling me Spider-Man is nearby
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and my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop ass canister
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god damnit Dre where's the god damn beat (yea) anyway
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anyway I don't know how else to put it
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this is the only thing that I'm good at
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I am the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic
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demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it, I got it
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high-fived Nick Lechey, stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away
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and as she flew around the room like a balloon
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I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can
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and flew my ass straight back to the Neverland Ranch
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with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwhich
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and I don't even gotta make no god damn sense
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I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit
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(Chorus)
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Cause i aint got no legs or no brain
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nice to meet you
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hi my name is...
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i forgot my name
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my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
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my soul is possessed by this devil
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my new name is...
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Rain Man
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Rain Man (Produced By Dr. Dre)
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| Eminem |
