[Chorus]
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The way you shake it, I can't believe it
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I ain't never seen an ass like that
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The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
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Doing, doing, doing
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I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
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I ain't never seen an ass like that
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The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
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Doing, doing, doing
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The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
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She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
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Think someones at the door
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But I don't think I'm gonna answer
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Police saying "freeze"
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Doing, doing, doing
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What do you mean freeze?
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Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
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I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
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I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
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I'm already on my knees
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I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
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And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
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Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
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Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
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Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
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If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
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For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
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I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it
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[Chorus]
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The way you shake it, I can't believe it
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I ain't never seen an ass like that
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The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
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Doing, doing, doing
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Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
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Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
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Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
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Doing, doing, doing
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Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
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Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
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I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
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Police saying "freeze"
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Doing doing doing
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What do you mean freeze?
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Geez, I just got my seat
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I have ticket, look, I put away, my zipper's zipped
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Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
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I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
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I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
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And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
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Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
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I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
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Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
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What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
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I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
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And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
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[Chorus]
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The way you shake it, I can't believe it
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I ain't never seen an ass like that
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The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
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Doing, doing, doing
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Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
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I ain't never seen a butt like that
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Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
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Doing, doing, doing
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The way she moves she dances like a go-go
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In that video she sings get out your poles, so
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I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
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Police saying "freeze"
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Doing, doing, doing
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What do you mean freeze?
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My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
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I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
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Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
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Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
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I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
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On the radio, but I think I did
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Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
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Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
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I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
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Get to the chopper, everybody get out
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I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
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[Chorus]
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The way you shake it, I can't believe it
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I ain't never seen an ass like that
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The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
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Doing, doing, doing
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So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
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I ain't never seen an ass like that
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Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
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Doing, doing, doing
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[Dr. Dre]
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Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
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Ass Like That (Produced By Dr. Dre & Mike Elizondo)
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| Eminem |
