When my liquor cabinet is empty
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And the local package store is closed
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I am paid a visit by an enemy
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And the s.o.b. goes by bully jones
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He loves showing up out of nowhere
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And getting under my skin
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The sad thing is he's going to stay there
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If I don't score again
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Bully Jones Bully Jones Bully Jones
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Someday I'm gonna beat him
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He'll kill me if I don't
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But until I can defeat him
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I'll keep on getting stoned
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Bully Jones Bully Jones Bully Jones
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Big bad dude sure ain't very pretty
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His ugly is awfully hard to take
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He looks just like a cold turkey
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With a real bad case of the shakes
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He don't pick on men his own size
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He knows he can't win with those
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He likes us pale and sick guys
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Who are only skin and bones
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Bully Jones Bully Jones Bully Jones
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Someday I'm gonna beat him
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He'll kill me if I don't
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But until I can defeat him
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I'll keep on getting stoned
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Bully Jones Bully Jones Bully Jones
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I got some good friends who tie off
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And some who tie one on
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And just like me they have all lost
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The fight with bully jones
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Bully Jones Bully Jones Bully Jones
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Someday I'm gonna beat him
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He'll kill me if I don't
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But until I can defeat him
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I'll keep on getting stoned
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Bully Jones Bully Jones Bully Jones
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Bully Jones
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| Allison Moorer |
