There are pyramids in my head!
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There's one underneath my bed!
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And my lady's getting cranky.
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Every possible location
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Has a simple explanation
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And it isn't hanky-panky.
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I have read, somewhere in a book,
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They improve all your food and your wine.
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It's said that everything you grow in your garden will pretty fine,
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Instead, all I ever get is a pain in the neck and a
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Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap!
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I've consulted all the sages,
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I could find in the yellow pages,
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But there aren't many of them...
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And the mayan panoramas
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On my pyramid pajamas
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Haven't helped my little problem.
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I've been told someone in the know
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Can be sure that his luck is as good as gold,
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Money in the bank and you don't even pay for it if you fold
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A dollar in the shape of the pyramid that's printed on the back.
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It's no lie.
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You can keep the edge of a razor as sharp as an eagle's eye.
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You can grow a hedge that is vertically straight, over ten feet high.
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All you really need is a pyramid and just a little luck.
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I have read, somewhere in a book,
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They improve all your food and wine
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And I've been told,
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Someone in the know
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Can be sure of his good luck and it's no lie.
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All you really need is a little bit of pyramidic
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Help!
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Pyromania
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| Alan Parsons Project |
