your last name's weinstein and your first name's jay
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you're a food critic and you're fucking gay
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you have more hair on your face than you have on your head
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pretty soon you'll have a.i.d.s. and you'll be fucking dead
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you are a food critic <i>[x4]
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you're old enough-to have bought "let it be" when it was new
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you're bald enough-to blind a bird you fucking jew
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you're gay enough-to go out with liberace
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you're gay enough-you fucking fag
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i'm 22,you're 33 and you go to school with me
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jay weinstein is a gay bald jew with a beard
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You Are A Good Food Critic
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