Young Jim, as a lad
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He looked for adventure
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Calamity, danger, whatever was free
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So when he turned ten, he packed his belongings
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and he left home to find his destiny
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Jim just a boy, who's
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Head full of legends
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Of dungeons and dragons
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And pirates and stuff
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So that summer he snuck on a schooner
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To harpoon tuna
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And get real buff
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The Captain he said
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There's danger ahead
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We need some brave men
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To sail and then
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We'll find us those pirates
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Stop them with violence,
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To make the ocean safe
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Once again."
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[Chorus]
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Cleaning up the oceans
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Captain Hampton and his crew
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Trouble in the seven seas
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He'll know what to do
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Captain, he hates rubbish
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To him pirates are just soot
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Scallywags and scurvy dogs
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Are crushed under his foot.
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Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton
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Ahoy, Ahoy
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Pillaging the Pillagers
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Triumphantly he'll sail away
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Now, seven weeks into the trip
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And Jim was sick to death
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Of being sick
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Some kind of action he wanted
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As he searched the seas
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For everyday was the same old... stuff
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The night he felt like jumping ship
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But then he heard a crash
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Hit the starboard side of the ship
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And bumped him out of his bunk
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Onto his bottom
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Our heroes drew their swords
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As the midgets swarmed aboard
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The pirates surprise attack
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The tiny buccaneers
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Caught us by surprise
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As we tried to battle back.
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[Chorus]
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La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
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La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
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La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
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La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
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Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton
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Ahoy Ahoy
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Pillaging the Pillagers
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Triumphantly he ran away!
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Captain Hampton & The Midget Pirates
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| The Aquabats |
