I loved a girl named Sandyface,
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She lived outside of town
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In a tent made of diapers
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In the sand she laid face down
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She had a pillow of cactus
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And her bed was desert land
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I suppose the call her Sandyface
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Because her face was covered in sand
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And I remember her sandy face
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And I remember her sandy smile
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That Sandy was the apple
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Of many bloodshot eyes
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And one day she fell victim
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To a sheep in wolf's disguise
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They said a man with banana bread
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And a beehive on his chin
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Sold my love to the Grateful Dead
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Stole her land and then cashed in
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There's a one-eyed dog
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With horns like a yak,
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Wax lips and a broken back
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His feet in front face the opposite
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Of his hind legs in the back
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He tried to save that sandy girl
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From the city man disease
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But was stung to death
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By all the pets
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Of the man with the beard of bees
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Oh, Sandyface
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I do recall
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Oh, Sandyface
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I could not do it all!
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Dr. Rock was on a jog
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Saw my dear in the parking lot
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Selling grilled cheese sandwiches
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In hippy slavery
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Dr. Rock tried to free my love
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But he had no gun
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So he dialed me collect
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On 10-10-321
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I got the call from Dr. Rock
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Raced down to the scene
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But Sandy had been swept away
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Into the Rainbow Sea
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Swim, swim away
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Oh, Sandy
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Swim so far away from him
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Swim far away from this place
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Just keep that sand on that face!
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But it was too late....
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I went back to that stinky place
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Where I first met my Sandy, but
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Whitey and his beard of bees
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Had built a Pizza Hut
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So I bought a slice in memory
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Poured sand on the cheese
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And as I ate
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Off that sandy plate
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I missed my one-eyed dog
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And now it's over
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The tide has washed her face
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And now it's
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Oh Sandyface
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I do recall
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Oh Sandyface
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I could not
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Sandyface
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| The Aquabats |
