"Hi, I was in here about 10 minutes ago, I just bought this boombox, it's playing at the totally wrong speed. I want a refund, or--"
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"Aw, I'm sorry son, haha.."
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"--could you just give me another one?"
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"..no"
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The sale is final, no rebates
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If you're a member you can come and save
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So would you help me or give me a break
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In credit (In credit)
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You read the fine print and you signed
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No, we're not authorized, the card's declined
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If you'll just sign here we can change your dimes
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In credit
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In credit, keep what you use
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In credit, all choices by you
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In credit, go buy something used
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In credit, credit credit credit
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Check it, credit
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The warranties do not suffice
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You pay the price
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The policy is what you break, you buy some credit
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We'll send you coupons in the mail
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It's quite a markup so don't buy retail
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Don't get a load for we get for sale
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In credit
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In credit, do what you're told
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In credit, we turn when you're old
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In credit, dead and old
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Check it, credit
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Your driving record is not clean
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Your mortgage payments remain outstanding
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Give us your body or we'll dock nineteen in credit
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All is fair and fair's a game
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The game is buying and you're forced to play
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When you're old your kids will trade your brains for credit
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For credit, you'll always come back
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With credit, you'll never keep track
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Do credit, it's better than crack
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Ah, credit, no turning back
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In credit
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"Oh, I've got bad credit, whoa!"
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Credit
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"What's that, oh!"
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Credit
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"It hurts me!"
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Credit
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"Makes me so hot"
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Take it back, take it back
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To an ATM machine, go right away and check your credit
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Check your credit, check your balance, check your credit
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"Give me some credit!"
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"No"
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Credit
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| Ariel Pink |
