I wanna be a highschool football hero.
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With an S.A.T. score less than zero. I wanna
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try to drink my weight in beer-o. I wanna be a highschool football hero.
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I wanna score a touchdown so I can score after the game.
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I don't care about my future 'cause it is just another day.
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I'll rush for forty yards and drink four forties later on. I'm done with
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this brunette someone pass me another blonde.
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Coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with 'roids.
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I've gotta get my rest so I can
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party with the boys.
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My brain is upside-down, so I'm just a little slow.
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I'll change my name to
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Bubba so that everyone will know...
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High School Football Hero
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