There is a bowl cut template mapped with a billy can, mega mom scissoring a topiary lego man, mini-ramp cowlick, good ship snot nose, lap rain water out of pigeon hill potholes, rat brain, shovel green peas off a butterknife, raccoon hat, moon boots all summer-type, felt pressure at the center of the dog show, better off blending, sweater-off Waldo you, wanna see a genome mutate? Cut a page boy ¡®til it bring home a Cube tape, poof, screw-face wriggle out a chop shop, home-brewed Kool-aid, disavowing Osh Kosh, simulating television, little rowdy rock snob, bobble headed shredder playing top-heavy hop scotch, you realize you only got a week, ¡®til you catch him with a pair of shitty clippers in the sink, like bzzzzt, motherfucking bzzzzt, bzzzzt, that¡¯s a quiet kid, bussing asymmetric rebel lines in, crudely, some say to praise the lord, i say you wanna feel saved baby, shape the orb, and i will see you all in Helven, read he fled a panic room pissed, and been searching for animal chin since, bumpin¡¯ Jonny Rad, eye on the sauce pan, current mop: 4 months shy on the off-chance
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| I knew this Kid Camu, who in the lion¡¯s mouth, made a up a fail safe way to get his life corralled, let¡¯s say he short on the rent, his land lord is upset, he disappears with sheers yelling ¡°I¡¯m going George Jeff¡±, bathroom door sound like a part-mech barbershop quartet, forced into war with itself, what emerge next in a shaft of light is bald up top, long on the back and sides, maybe the blade oil came with a ax to grind, but granddaddy half-smile, all mastermind, he ask ¡°how do I look?¡±, I said ¡°you look insane¡±, he said the haircut come with a theory i¡¯ll explain, please do, first: no hats allowed, faux nat¡¯ male pattern when he out the house, and wouldn¡¯t crop it up until his monopoly prop pass go, ¡®til then walk this town like an asshole, bzzzt! motherfucking bzzzt! Bzzzt! Last week we were stoney, this week he program beats all monday, sold 2 wednesday, pay rent, fabricate a wole new hedge maze, back on his smooth shit friday at noon bitch, wow, just like that, a method i encourage you to share and apply and adapt as one day his didn¡¯t grow back
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| Start with a textbook bowl cut (bowl cut!)
| one you can mow down slow as you grow up
| learn a couple great new curse words (pussy!)
| buzz a cool rat tail, take 2, your turn
| learn a couple great new curse words (fuckface!)
| maybe try a ponyhawk, take 2, your turn
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