I'm tryin' not to panic, I'm gettin' all romantic
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Gettin' soft with everything I say and do.
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I'm talkin' hours on the phone, puttin' on that sweet cologne
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I'm even puttin' down the toilet seat for you.
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Aw, wait a minute, it gets worse.
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I found myself holdin' your purse, standin' outside that bra and panty store.
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My boss's wife walked by, she spotted me and told me hi
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And I knew then, I was in for it for sure.
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Now all the boys down at the shop know and they sure do find it funny.
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They say you've changed my ways and that you're spending all my money, honey.
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Chorus:
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If you're not in love,
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If you're not in love,
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If you're not in love,
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Aw, if you're not in love,
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Then I'm in a lot of trouble.
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I got this lump in my throat, then I sold my boat
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So I could buy this diamond ring for you.
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Now I'm hopin' and I'm wishin' that since I can't go fishin',
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You won't make me sell my golf clubs, too.
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The boys down at the shop know and they laugh until I cry
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I told 'em, if I mess this up, my momma's gonna tan my hide.
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Chorus
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I gave up that can of Snuff, no more NASCAR on TV.
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Honey, if that ain't enough, this may be the death of me.
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Chours (x2)
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If You're Not in Love
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| Aaron Watson |
