Yeah, we all know it's comin'
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Every year, Thanksgivin' day
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We're gonna wish we hadn't
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But we all come over anyway
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And it's nice to see the family
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And lord, her cookin's great
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But when she starts a'hummin' on Jingle Bells
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We know there ain't no escape
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'Cause Mama's gettin' ready for Christmas
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And you better stay out of her way
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She's got a a million lights, a ton of decorations
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And they gotta go up today
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Yeah, there ain't no doubt when they're all pulled out
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She's gonna have a job for you
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Mama's gettin' ready for Christmas
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So you better get ready too
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Now she's the queen of redneck Christmas
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At least that's what my daddy thinks
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While he's climbin' up the ladder with an eight foot Santa
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That laughs and waves and blinks
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Last year my brother Bill almost got killed
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Wirin' up that artificial tree
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And when I get done with these stupid plastic reindeer
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That's the last that woman's gonna see of me
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I bet you that!
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Mama's gettin' ready for Christmas
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And you better stay out of her way
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She's got a a million lights, a ton of decorations
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And they gotta go up today
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Naw, there ain't no doubt when they're all pulled out
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She's gonna have a job for you
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Mama's gettin' ready for Christmas
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So you better get ready too
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Aw, the front yard's gonna look like Las Vegas
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And folks will come from near and far
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'Cause everybody knows when she throws that switch
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Christmas is about to start
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Yeah, Mama's gettin' ready for Christmas
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And you better stay out of her way
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She's got a a million lights, a ton of decorations
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And they gotta go up today
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Naw, there ain't no doubt when they're all pulled out
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She's gonna have a job for you
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Yeah, Mama's gettin' ready for Christmas
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So you better get ready too
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I said my mama's gettin' ready for Christmas
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Merry Christmas everybody!
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So you better get ready too
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Mama's Gettin' Ready for Christmas
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| Aaron Tippin |
