Andy's gonna be a marine
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He'll eat mashed potatoes and a can of cold baked beans
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He'll be out there digging a latrine
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Cuz Andy's gonna be a marine
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Andy's gonna be a marine
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He'll have the biggest muscles that you've ever seen
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He'll be lean, green, mean, a muscle machine
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Cuz Andy's gonna be a marine
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I can crush you! I can pound you!
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It'll be so nifty
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The drill sergeant will tell him to drop and
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"Gimme Fifty!"
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Ode To the Armed Services
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| Ace Troubleshooter |