Alright, Mr. Pibb, those kneepads on tight enough?
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Snug as a bug in a rug playin Dig Dug, my friend!
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Uh huh...
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I'm all set to give this skitchboard a whirl!
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Okay, we should really put a helmet
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on you first...
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Well... helmet has the word 'hell' in it, and I don't know about
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you, sonny, but I ain't no sinner...
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No, you're not...
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When my time comes, I'm on my way to heaven, so I won't
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be puttin one of those demon contraptions on my head!
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Okay, Pibb... Just remember that the half pipe ain't the easiest
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thing to do...
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Never mind all that, boy! It's only half the pipe! Let's be concerned
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when they got the whole thing here!
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Right...
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Now can we get to the skitchboardin?
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Okay, okay... How bout we just get you on the board?
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Can do!
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Make sure you keep your knees bent...
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Can do do!
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Good job...
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Now how bout a little pushky to get me started?
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Okay, but go easy
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Hell, this is simple as a pimple!
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Yeah, yeah, you're doin pretty good there buddy!
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It's quite similar to my youth when I'd sprinkle my brother's
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marble collection all over the basement floor, glue a plank to
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my feet, and skim around all the live long day!
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Is that right?
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Oh, how my father detested that sound!
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I'm sure...
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Ho, ho
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Ha, yeah... you better take it down a notch there, Pibb... you're
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startin to pick up a little too much speed...
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Nonsense, check this out! Whoo, hoo!
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You got some air there, Pibb, lookin like a natural!
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It's all about the balance, and I'm darn good with that! Just
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ask my banker! Hahaha
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I'll get right on that...
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Say, what's the record for loop-de-loos on one of these things?
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Uh.....rotations?
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Well, ain't you fancy?
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Yeah, Tony Hawk did a 900 once, that's two and a half rotations...
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Oh, I can stick that!
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Don't try that, Pibb....
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Here we go!!! Ahhhh!!!!!
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(smack!)
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Shit! Oh, shit! Are you alright, Mr. Pibb?
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Is there a doctor in the house?!
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Pibb Tries The Skateboarding
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Adam Sandler |