Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical
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Science in the home
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Late nights all alone with a test-tube
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Ohh-oh-oh-oh...
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Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine
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Calls her on the phone
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"Can I take you out to the pictures
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Joa-oa-oa-oan?"
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But as she's getting ready to go
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A knock comes on the door...
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Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
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Came down upon her head
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Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
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Made sure that she was dead
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Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
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Teacher gets annoyed
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Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
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She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
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So he waits behind
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Writing 50 times "I must not be so-o-o-oo..."
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But when she turns her back on the boy
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He creeps up from behind
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Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
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Came down upon her head
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Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
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Made sure that she was dead
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P.C. Thirty-One said "we caught a dirty one"
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Maxwell stands alone
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Painting testimonial pictures ohh-oh-oh-oh
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Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
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Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free)
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The judge does not agree and he tells them so-o-o-oo
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But as the words are leaving his lips
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A noise comes from behind
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Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
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Came down upon his head
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Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
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Made sure that he was dead
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Maxwell's Sliver Hammer
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| The Beatles |
