We¡¯ve come a long way from the cave
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What, you started to shave?
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Now we know just how to behave
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Since chivalry decided to bathe
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And as the skirts we wore were increasingly high
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Till the hem was just a cloud in the sky
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And the chat up lines got increasingly fly
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As the truth bought a suit and a tie
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The cat loves the mouse
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The mouse loves the cheese
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The bees love the birds
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The birds love those bees
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The bee loves that honey
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So honey please
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Why are we so different to these?
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So when I¡¯m old and I¡¯m grey
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You know you already are
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When I¡¯m overweight
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You know you already are
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If I¡¯ve overstayed my welcome by a day
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Just feel free to say
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You know I already have
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And as the skirts we wore were increasingly high
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Till the hem was just a cloud in the sky
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And the chat up lines got increasingly fly
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As the truth bought a suit and a tie
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The cat chases bird
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To the top of the tree
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The dog chases postman
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To the end of the street
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The postman he chases
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Every girl that he meets
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So why are we so different to these?
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I¡¯ve been your bird, I¡¯ve been your bitch
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I¡¯ve been whatever B you ever wished
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I¡¯ve been your cat, I¡¯ve been your chick
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I¡¯ve been which ever C you thought to pick
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I¡¯ve been your bat, I¡¯ve been your cow
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I¡¯ve been whichever B and C that you¡¯d allow
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I¡¯ve been your dog, your dragon and your duck
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I¡¯ve been whatever D you thought was cool to fuck
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The Cat Loves The Mouse
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| The Beautiful South |
