(Heaton/Rotheray)
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Close your legs, open your mind
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Leave those compliments well behind
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Dig a little deeper into yourself
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And you may find
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Come over here just sit right down
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Needn't comb your hair, needn't pout or frown
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I hear you've turned our young men
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Into dribbling clowns
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36D so what (D) so what
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Is that all that you've got?
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36D so what (D) so what
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Is that all that you've got?
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Make their day and go ahead
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Remove your clothes lie on their bed
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Just a last gasp chance or an outside bet
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To the easily led
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And before you do just what you do
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Here' one thought for you to chew
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The men who run the business that you sell
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They screw you too
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36D so what (D) so what
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Is that all that you've got?
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36D so what (D) so what
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Is that all that you've got?
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You're just another 365 night stand
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But you're so handy, you're so handy
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You cheapen and you nasty every woman in this land
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But you're so handy, you're so handy
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Your picture's hanging pretty on the squaddies' walls
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You're Steven's, Andy's, you're Ian's, you're Paul's
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Your body's thought of fondly in the rugby mauls
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But you want more
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Your name is always mentioned in the jokes he cracks
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Your Coach and Horses and your Wool-Packs
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Your poses turn the passive into maniacs
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But you want more
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36D so what (D) so what
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Is that all that you've got?
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36D so what (D) so what
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Is that all that you've got?
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36D so what (D) so what
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Is that all that you've got?
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36D so what (D) so what
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Is that all that you've got?
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He was trying to save his job
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He was, he was trying to save his job.
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36D
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| The Beautiful South |
