I've seen these people described as mad
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But find men kissing too odd
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Say all their friends are gay when in fact
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They gave a man in tight vest a quick nod
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And all those threats if you keep kissing
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They're gonna go report you to god
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Yet if Christ really had that many disciples
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There was probably one of you in his squad
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And any news you receive would lead you to believe
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Of the other world little is known
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So that every gay presenter should really wear a sweater
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With kids don't try this at home
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There are gay men you've knocked homophobics clean out
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When most would have turned and ran
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Gay men who hate it when they get called queer
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And gay men who don't give a damn
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Some gay men go wearing women's makeup
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Just to prove to themselves they can
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And on the masculine side of this whole wide world
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There is no 101% man
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Those who have only seen Gay Pride
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Think it's a life long license to shock
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But men have kissed men since way back when
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If you were caught you'd be put in a stock
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And any news you receive would lead you to believe
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Of the other world little is known
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So that every gay presenter should really wear a sweater
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With kids don't try this at home
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There are gay men who've knocked homophobics clean out
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When most would have turned and ran
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Gay men who hate it when they get called queer
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And gay men who don't give a damn
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Some gay men go wearing women's makeup
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Just to prove to themselves they can
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And on the masculine side of this whole wide world
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There's no 101% man
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And when the Tom Robinson band sang
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"Sing if you're glad to be gay"
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We all joined in, and though most of us weren't
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The song seemed to show us the way
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And as the song reached it's end you looked for the friend that
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That made singing along feel O.K
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It aint San Francisco but your end of term disco
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And the dancefloor's beginning to sway
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There are gay who've knocked homophobices clean out
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When most would have turned and ran
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Gay men who hate it when they get called queer
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And gay men who don't give a damn
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Some gay men go wearing women's makeup
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Just to prove to themselves they can
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And on the masculine side of this whole wide world
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There's no 101% man
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Man
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101% Man
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| The Beautiful South |
