I'm having a conversation with some friends I know
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Somebody I agree with no matter where I go
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Somebody I never have to wait for or try to read their minds
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Somebody I never have to say, "are you having a good time?"
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Here's to the perfect evening with me, myself and I
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We'll go pick out a movie and we'll all choose the same one
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We'll share the same opinions after the feature's done
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Then we'll discuss our future plans and we'll all just ride the fence
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And we'll all agree that we're the only ones left here with any common sense
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Here's to stayin' inside with me, myself and I
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I get so tired of all this 'me or you or me or you'
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I got better ways to spend my time with me, myself and I
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So I asked myself, "what do you think?" and he said, "don't ask me"
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He'll just take both sides of any point eventually
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Then we'll have to sit here and try to compromise
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Till we're all too God damned tired for anyone to decide
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Here's to getting no where with me, myself and I
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I get so tired of all this 'me or you or me or you'
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I hot better ways to spend my time with me, myself and I
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Hey big mama, ain't you got no soul left in those tired bones?
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Hey big daddy, who you talkin' to on the bedroom telephone?
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Hey little mama, I could use some help tryin' to tear off this disguise
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And I ain't that hard to find with me, myself and I
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Me, Myself And I
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The Badlees |