Raisins come from grapes, people come from apes
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I come from Canada
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I came in first place in a nonexistent race
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To rebuild the Parthenon
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The Parthenon's in Greece or was it in Grease 2?
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I can't keep my movies straight
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When I make mistakes I use a lot of salt
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'Cause salt makes m'steaks taste great
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I don't want to be a bother
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But I think the phone's for you
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I've got orange pants, I wear them when I dance
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But I don't get out that much
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You are just too loud, I passed you in a crowd
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Thank you and keep in touch
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I don't speak Chinese, not even words like please
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Thank you or how are you
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But I can parle FranAais, I parled a bit today
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It seemed like the thing to do
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I don't want to be a bother
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But I think you're in my seat
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Raisins
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Barenaked Ladies |