[Dan Auerbach]
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I can take the pitchfork, from the devil
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Keep a super suit like I'm incredible
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From the deep blue sea, to the dark blue sky
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I'm the baddest man alive
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I'll grab a crocodile by it's tail
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Handcuff the judge and put the cops in jail
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Make the meanest woman break down and cry
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I'm the baddest man alive
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[Chorus: Dan Auerbach]
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I'm the baddest man alive
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I'll take no measure, and I'll take no drive
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Sometimes I feel like I can fly
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I'm the baddest man alive
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I'm the baddest man alive
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[RZA]
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Not bad meaning bad, but I'm bad meaning good
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Say my name three times, and you knock on wood
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Candyman hooks, I'll terrorize your hood
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Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should
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I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger
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Take a gasoline bath, then I'll walk through fire
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Bear hug a grizzly, suck milk from a titty
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Take the sergeant hat from his head and use it for a Frisbee
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Spit in a crocodile's face, have a menage a trois with two female apes
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Then sleep in the barrel of butcher knives
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I drink honey, straight from the bee hive
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Bungee jumping off the Empire State, butt naked
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Rollerblade across the Golden Gate, butt naked
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With the baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die
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When the grim reaper come out, look him right in his eye
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I'll bust off in the face in the witch of the east
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Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth
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Hehehe, I'm the man who stole the golden fleece
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And I'll date rape Beauty right in front of the Beast
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The baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die
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Come on, somebody
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[Chorus]
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The Baddest Man Alive
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| The Black Keys |
