It's not that I don't love you, you know how much I do
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It's not that I'm afraid at all, or that I'm feeling blue
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I'm not angry I'm not sick, there's nothing wrong me
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You must understand my love I'm lazy, lazy as can be
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I'm a lazy, lazy man I stay as lazy as I can
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Heaven to me is watching Jeopardy! with my feet up on your upholstery
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Waking up and working are two kinds of hell
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Loafing is a sacred vow
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If you're watching you might be able to tell, I'm rolling over now
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Go ahead, take a walk if you like
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Play some tennis, water plants, ride your bike
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I'll be here inanimate, idle, pardon me if I appear suicidal
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Oh I lay my head on a hard loaf of bread wake me when the meal is through
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Breakfast in bed would be better instead, if I only didn't have to chew
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I'm a lazy, lazy man I stay as lazy as I can
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Heaven to me is watching Jeopardy! with my feet up on your upholstery
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Waking up and working are two kinds of hell
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Loafing is a sacred vow
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If you're watching you might be able to tell, I'm rolling over now
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Lazy Man
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| The Blue Dogs |
