Washing machine, pinstripe dream stripped the gloss from a beauty queen
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Punch and Judy, Judy, Judy
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Found our nest in the Daily Express, met the Vicar in a holy vest
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Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy
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Brought up the children, Church of E, now I vegetate with a color TV
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Worst ever thing that happened to me, oh for D-I-V-O-R-C-E
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Oh Judy
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Whatever happened to pillow fights?
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Whatever happened to jeans so tight? Friday nights?
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Whatever happened to Lover's lane?
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Whatever happened to passion games? Sunday walks in the pouring rain?
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Punch, Punch, Punch and Judy
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Punch, Punch, Punch
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Curling tongs, mogadons
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I got a headache baby, don't take so long
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Single beds, middle age dread, losing the war in the waistlands spread
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Who left the cap off the toothpaste tube, who forgot to flush the loo?
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Leave your sweaty socks outside the door
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Don't walk across my polished floor.
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Oh Judy
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Whatever happened to morning smiles?
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Whatever happened to wicked wiles? Permissive styles?
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Whatever happened to twinkling eyes?
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Whatever happened to hard fast drives? Compliments on unnatural size?
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Punch, Punch, Punch and Judy
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Punch, Punch, Punch
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Propping up a bar, family car, sweating out a mortgage as a balding clerk
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Punch and Judy
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World War Three, suburbanshee, just slip her these pills and I'll be free
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No more Judy, Judy, Judy no more
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Punch And Judy
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