His name's Mike Balls and he's safe you see
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Just like you and me, he's GLC
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He's been into soccer violence for quite some time
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But give him the draw, and he's fine
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I said Mike:
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YEAH!
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Where d'you get your leisurewear?
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I got my tracksuit from a shop in Aberdare
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I wears my gold outside of my shirt
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And I borrowed my sovereign off my Uncle Bert
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Yeah Mike:
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You knows it!
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Where d'you get your trainers from?
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I won em off a bloke that I smoked off on a bong
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Yeah I think I know the geezer, I think he's called Pazzo
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I had to have em they were Silver Shadow
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My name's Ballsy, come on Japan and Korea
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I'm going to the World Cup to drink some beer
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Cause some destruction while I'm here
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And fcuk some little Thai girls up the rear
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I've got tickets, for the game with the Argies
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There's gonna be some argy-bargy
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I've been into fighting for all of my life
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And when I gets married I'm gonna beat the wife
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His name's Mike Balls and he's got a machete
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He'll cut you into bits until you look like confetti
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Soccer violence is a game what he plays
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When he buys the draw it's his nan what pays
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I'm back, and I'm ringing my bell
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You'll better not stare cos I'll stare as well
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And if you get a fcukin stare off me
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Then you better be a member of the GLC
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Cos if you're not, then you better sit tight
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I'll come over to you and I'll start a fight
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And tell you that my name is fcukin Mike Balls
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And kick your head against at least 4 walls
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He's safe, and he's got respect
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For the GLC crew, to some effect
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But mess with him, he'll leave your face in a mess
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His name's Mike Balls - EXPECT NO LESS!
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Listen Mike:
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WHAT?
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Tell me about your chain
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It weighs a ton and won't go rusty in the rain
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Mike Balls:
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YEAH!
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What have you got?
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I've got draw fags and rizla and a dose of cock rot
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Me Xain and 2Hats were selling some hash
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This twat had come after our fcukin stash
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So I hit him in the head with a fcukin pint glass
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And shoved a red hot poker up his arse
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If Mike don't like you then you'll hear the silence
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It's the Mike Balls school of fcukin soccer violence
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Mike how d'you organise a fight?
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I does it by the e-mail in the middle of the night
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He's Mike Balls
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AAH YEAH!
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And he's safe as fcuk
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Banned from the terraces since the FA Cup
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I took a bird out to dinner the other night
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Things went wicked, I got into a fight
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With 3 fcukin blokes that were looking at her arse
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So I re-arranged their faces with a fcukin brandy glass
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I got escorted out by the fcukin police
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My bird sucked them off to help with my release
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I said you better get tested, she'll give you the clap
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I'm in the GLC, and this is how I rap
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He's back:
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YEAH!
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Listen to what he's saying
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I always start a fight no matter who's playing
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That's right:
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I'M BACK!
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And he loves to fight
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I'll kick you in the head till you lose your fcukin sight
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He's got a tracksuit, and he wears the gold
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I'm the hardest man in soccer violence, so I'm told
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He has to watch the match, on a big screen
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And at half time I tokes on some green
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When I'm not on medication, I drive across the nation
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Organising violence to keep up my reputation
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You knows it, this is Mike Balls, this is the year 2002, smacking everybody's face in for the World Cup, you knows it!
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Yeah that's right Mike Balls is back!
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Mike Balls Un-Official World Cup Anthem
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