Well, I'm fucked, it's half-two... I gotta get 'ome... How're we gonna get outta here man, what you gonna do?
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Let's call a taxi....
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You know I've had some of the best times in a taxi cab, I've had some good times in Star, I had some good times in Town Taxis.. but most of all, I had to the best times in Dragon cars. Short and tall, you knows it...
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I remember it well, first time it was swell
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A lift in a taxi that didn't fukin' smell
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The driver was safe, he had a mobile phone
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And he did a side wheelie when he dropped me off home
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Handbrake turns over the grass
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Made my next door neighbour feel shit from her arse
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They're too fukin' wicked, they always get me home
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D R A to the G O N, you're in the fukin' zone
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Some had cushions, others had ashtrays
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All in all, those rides were the best days
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Stopping at the Spar or the 24-hour Safeway
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I have to say... it was a good day
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I got in this taxi and I felt the vibe
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So I asked, "Was it busy tonight, drive?"
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He looked at me and saw the bloodshot eyes
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So he passed me the spliff and said "Enjoy the ride"
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Some cars is red, some cars is blue
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My first Dragon Taxi ride was back in '82
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It was fukin' great, I had four quid
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And he took me back home and gave me 50p
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For the lid, off the glue
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That I'd be sniffing
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In the back off the park
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With my mate who was tripping
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GLC crew it's the only way to travel
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We do it in style just like Jimmy Saville
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Sometimes at night when I'm all alone
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I crawl out of bed and pick up the phone
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Just to hear the Dragon switchboard
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Asking what i want
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Cos it makes me feel safe
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Asking for a drop-off in Pont
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One phone call's only the start of it
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One phone call and now you're a part of it
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Now you done it, Dragon's fixed it for you, and you and you
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Stuck in traffic, travelling through Pil
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I look at people they make me fukin' ill
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Safe inside my lovely Dragon taxi
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On my way home to watch a good sexy
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My taxi driver now he's in the know
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He said he'd pick me up if I gave him some blow
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First of all he said he knew my brother
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But then I found out he was undercover
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The police they took me down Maindee
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But they had to let me go cos I'm in the GLC
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Joe le Taxi, c'est ca vie
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That's the way we dos it in the GLC
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Some drivers have a laugh, some drivers don't talk much
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Some of them are Asian, And some of them are Dutch
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To get me safely home don't cost that much
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And the heated leather seats are a luxury touch
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There were five us but I couldn't see the fuss
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Cos Dragon's got the seven-seater-scum bus
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With banging tunes and leather seats
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I pass the driver a CD with GLC beats
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That'll be a fiver, cos I'm your taxi provider
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Feelin' like Deniro in fukin' taxi driver
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With Jodie Foster and Harvey Keitel
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I just done a drop-off in fukin' Bainswell
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When the taxi stops and we started to run
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The taxi driver pulled out a fukin' big gun
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So I hits the floor 'til he's emptied his clip
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Then we had to have a whip round to, er, get him a tip
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One phone call's only the start of it
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One phone call and now you're a part of it
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Now you done it, Dragon's fixed it for you, and you and you
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Joe le Taxi, c'est ca vie
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That's the way we dos it in the GLC
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Joe le Taxi, c'est ca vie
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That's the way we dos it in the GLC
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Taxi (Enter The Dragon)
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