[Mercedes:]
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And now the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail
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In their rendition of ([Tina:] Uh uh!) 'The Cell Block Tango'
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[Tina:]
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Pop!
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[Sugar:]
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Six!
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[Santana:]
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Squish!
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[Tina:]
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Uh uh!
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[Santana:]
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Cicero!
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[Sugar:]
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Lipschitz!
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[Tina:]
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Pop!
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[Sugar:]
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Six!
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[Santana:]
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Squish!
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[Tina:]
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Uh uh!
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[Santana:]
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Cicero!
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[Sugar:]
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Lipschitz!
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[Tina:]
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Pop!
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[Sugar:]
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Six!
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[Santana:]
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Squish!
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[Tina:]
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Uh uh!
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[Santana:]
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Cicero!
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[Sugar:]
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Lipschitz!
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[Tina:]
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Pop!
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[Sugar:]
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Six!
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[Santana:]
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Squish!
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[Tina:]
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Uh uh!
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[Santana:]
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Cicero!
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[Sugar:]
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Lipschitz!
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[Tina, Santana, and Sugar:]
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He had it coming, he had it coming
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He only had himself to blame
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If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
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[Santana:]
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I betcha you would have done the same
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[Tina:]
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Pop!
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[Sugar:]
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Six!
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[Santana:]
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Squish!
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[Tina:]
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Uh uh!
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[Santana:]
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Cicero!
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[Sugar:]
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Lipschitz!
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[Tina:]
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Pop!
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[Sugar:]
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Six!
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[Santana:]
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Squish!
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[Tina:]
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Uh uh!
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[Santana:]
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Cicero!
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[Sugar:]
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Lipschitz!
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[Tina (Chorus playing in the background):]
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You know how people have these little habits
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That get you down
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Like Bernie, Bernie, He likes to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop!
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So I came home this one day and I'm really irritated and I'm looking for a lil' bit of sympathy
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And there's Bernie layin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'
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No, not chewin', poppin'!
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So, I said to him, I said
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"You pop that gum one more time..." and he did
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So I took the shotgun off the wall
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And I fired two warning shots into his head
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[Tina, Santana, and Sugar:]
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He had it coming, he had it coming
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He only had himself to blame
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If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it
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I betcha you would have done the same
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[Sugar (Chorus playing in the background):]
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I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago
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And he told me he was single and we hit it off right away
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So, we started living together
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He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, and we'd have dinner.
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And then I found out,
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Single, he told me
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Single, my butt!
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Not only was he married, oh no, he had six wives
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One of those Mormons, you know
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So that night, when he came home from work
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I fixed him his drink as usual
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You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic
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[Tina, Santana and Sugar:]]
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He had it coming (Pop! Six! Squish!)
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He had it coming (Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!)
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He took a flower (Pop! Six! Squish!) in its prime (Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!)
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And then he used it (Pop!) and he abused it (Six!)
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It was a murder (Squish!) but not a crime (Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!)
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[Santana:]
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Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
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Carvin' up the chicken for dinner, mindin' my own business
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And in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage
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"You been doin' the milkman!"
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He says, he was crazy and he kept on screamin'
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"You been doin' the milkman!"
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Then he ran into my knife
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He ran into my knife ten times
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[Tina and Sugar:]
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The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
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The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
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[Tina, Santana and Sugar:]
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They had it comin', they had it comin'
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They had it comin', they had it comin'
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They had it comin', they had it comin', all along, all along
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'Cause if they used us and they abused us
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How could they tell us that we were wrong?
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Could you tell us that we were wrong?
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Cell Block Tango
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| Glee Cast |
