Well I plopped down in my easy chair and turned on Channel Two
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A bad gun slinger called Salty Sam was a chasin' poor Sweet Sue
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He trapped her in the old sawmill and he said with an evil laugh
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If you don't gimme the deed to your ranch I'll saw you all in half
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And then he grabbed her (and then) he tied her up (and then)
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He turned on the buzz saw (and then and then)
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Eh eh and then along came Jones tall thin Jones
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Slow walking Jones (deep voice) slow talking Jones along came long lean lanky Jones
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Well commercial came on so I got up to get myself a snack
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You should have seen what was going on by the time I got back
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Down in the old abandoned mine sweet Sue was a havin' fits
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That villain said gimme the deed to your ranch or I'll blow you all to bits
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And then he grabbed her (and then) he tied her up (and then)
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He lit the fuse to the dynamite (and then and then)
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Eh eh and then along came Jones...
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[ sax ]
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Well I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another show
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But there was the same old shoot-em up and the same old rodeo
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Salty Sam was a tryin' to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack
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He said if you don't give me the deed to your ranch
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I'm gonna throw you on the railroad track
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And then he grabbed her (and then) he tied her up (and then)
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A train started coming (nd then and then) Eh Eh and then along came Jones...
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Along Came Jones
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| George Jones |
