Good afternoon Mr. Mangini (Good afternoon)
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Yeah, I've got ahh.. three problems in my class (Mmmhmm)
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The first one is the Dinco D (Yeah right)
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He's always zoning out, spacing (Put him in detention!)
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[Dinco D]
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Don't ring the bell I'm not comin to CLASS
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Teachers bein preachers how the hell can I PASS?
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First day of school and would zone to the rear
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with a blind spot view and a one leg chair
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I asked when WHAT when WHAT when class ends
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The teacher points at the door: "Go be with your friends!"
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YUP! My rep was in effect to keep in step
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So I stopped to drop bombs for a check
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Cause all I learned was when where why what and who
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And then I asked "Do you think this is true?"
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OUT! like a strike that's three and a number
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Public education is makin some dumber
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Further and further away, doin it out of sight
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In a year the young, teacher should teach right
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No class for a pupil without a pass but gun
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Back in to pass but now in ninety-one
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B-BALL wavin pom-poms to cheers
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Screaming for the team, who asks "Where do we go from here?"
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Second problem is the C Brown (Yeah right?)
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He's always playing kazoos (Uh-huh) Making outrageous noises (Right)
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Ad-libs... what should I do with him? (Yo put him in detention too!)
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[Charlie Brown]
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Welllll, how now brown cow?
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Make the girls go OOOH-AHH-OOOH-AHH!
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School is shaky, sometimes flaky
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Plenty frustrating, cheesy and cake-y
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Why? AHH Why? AHH
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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... I was never on time
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Always cuttin, goin to the GYM
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Stem and then I hear it's him
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The one, THE ONE, C Browwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn
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This extra curriculum is beating them down
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Ask the teachers, to teach me somethin
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I can use, because they're teachin me nothin
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I tried to comply his lies, never dies
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insides, so I replied
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"What about life? The real (THE REAL)
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uncut uncensored deal (DEAL)"
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I must not go AHH in class
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I won't pass, at last for the blast
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Stop the brainwash, hang out to dry
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Nonsense I'm convinced it's lies
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Truth to the youth is necessary
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Important? Damn! I'd say very
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March! HUT ONE HUT TWO!
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C'mon, March! HUT THREE HUT FOUR!
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I'd say just educate yourself
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Don't depend on your school for help
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Read and write, cause it's, evidence
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Cause teachers, yo, they be teachin us NONSENSE
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Now last but not least it's a Busta Rhymes
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(Yeah I know which one you're talking about)
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He's always talking to the girls, talking in class
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starting trouble, throwin spitballs
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(Yeah he's a hardcore problem, uhh... detention!)
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[Busta Rhymes]
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YO!! Wake up in the morning to a big fat WOW!
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Gotta get to school, on time anyHOW!
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In school, the brainwash epidemic
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Gotta hit em back with a rhyme calisthetic
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Got enough beef with the kids who be switchin
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Now I'm in school, and yo the teacher starts riffin
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this and that, and yo it's all irrelevant
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As I get older gotta build my own intelligence
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TEACHER, what are you doin
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Is it my rhymes that you're really tryin to ruin
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Back of the class then I come FORTH
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The water lies between us, it's time to CROSS
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Me being the younger, him the elder
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If we were in a war, he thinks I surrender
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Kids on the block just scramblin AHHH
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Cause the teacher's in class just babblin OOOH
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They're teachin nonsense, teachin total nonsense
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Then they wonder why we so disobedience
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HUH, he tried to break my back
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HUH, I come, like black on the attack
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Young and the Restless, teacher don't test this
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If you try to front, you'll be sure to get this
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POW BOOM BANG, straight to the grill
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Teach the truth yo, relax and chill
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Pronunciation, vexed I'm pissed
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Yo my man you better stop teachin us that nonsense
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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There it go like that!
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Alright Mr. Mangini, aahh, what do you suggest that we do
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about Busta Rhymes, Charlie Brown, and Dinco D?
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(Those three problems? They're never gonna amount to anything anyway
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Throw em all out, expel em)
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HELL NO! WE WON'T GO! *repeat and fade*
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Teachers, Don't Teach Us Nonsense!
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| Busta Rhymes |
