On the freeway, all the cares have stopped
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'Cause the big news has dropped
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All the phones are ringing
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It's got all the neighbors singing
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Police chief is calling the detectives
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Navy SEALs are being selected
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President is calling his advisors
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Greenpeace is putting out flyers
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We've got ourselves a little situation
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It's worse than an alien invasion
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Jennifer has got a cold and
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Everybody's got to know
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We've got ourselves a little situation
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It's worse than an alien invasion
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Jennifer has got a cold and
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She can't complain to no one
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There's a news break, for everybody watching
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Jennifer has just started coughing
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The doctors can't explain it(hah)
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"How did she ever obtain this?"
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All her friends are sending get well cards
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"You could beat it, just gotta fight hard!"
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All the world is sitting home waiting
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All the priests are singing and praying
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We've got ourselves a little situation
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It's worse than an alien invasion
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Jennifer has got a cold and
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Everybody's got to know
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We've got ourselves a little situation
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It's worse than an alien invasion
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Jennifer has got a cold and
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She can't complain to no one
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Yeeeaaaaaahhhh!
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SWAT team has Jennifer surrounded
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Coast guard takes her to an island
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Out there, no one gets infected
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Jenny lives where she can be protected
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United Nation emergency meeting
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Declares the whole world is grieving
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And peace will come if Jenny just gets well
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Please come home soon!
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We've got ourselves a little situation
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It's worse than an alien invasion
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Jennifer has got a cold and
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Everybody's got to know
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We've got ourselves a little situation
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It's worse than an alien invasion
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Jennifer has got a cold and
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She can't complain to no one!
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Jennifer's Cold
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| Buck-O-Nine |