You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders
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She'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please
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You wear the pants
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Buddy good for you
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I'm so impressed
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Yeah, whoopty-doo
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You need to know
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That ain't how it works
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It's not who wears the pants,
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It's who wears the skirt
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In the top drawer, of her dresser, there's some panties
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Go try on that purple pair, with lace and frills
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With your big old legs, I bet you can't get in 'em
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With that attitude of yours, hell, I bet you never will
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But you wear the pants
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Buddy good for you
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I'm so impressed
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Yeah, whoopty-doo
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You need to know
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That ain't how it works
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It's not who wears the pants,
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It's who wears the skirt
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A big old boy like you can probably bench 350
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A little thing like her can barely lift the bar
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Just wait 'til that woman has a headache
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And she sits there with her legs crossed
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Well, we'll see how strong you are
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You wear the pants
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Well, good for you
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I'm so impressed
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Yeah, whoopty-doo
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You need to know
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That ain't how it works
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It's not who wears the pants,
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It's who wears the skirt
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You wear the pants,
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She'll wear the skirt
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The Pants
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| Brad Paisley |
