When I was looking through the hole in my pocket I found the ticket for the two-forty-five
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Well I was broke and I decided to hawk it but my watch said it was quarter to five
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Well my doctor`s such a useful connection so I called in just to ask for the score
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He gave me coca-cola under prescription and he told me...
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don`t come back for more
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I'll see ya later, I'll see ya later
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I'll see ya later, I'll see ya later
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and that might be too soon
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Well I wandered to the phone on the corner just to ask about the national health
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But the man at the Department Of Rumour said they tell me that it's not very well
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Well I was leaving and I reached for the handle and the receiver fell right off of the wall
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A man passing said you`re a vandal and he told me...
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What you need's a war
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Called into the army recruitment, yeah I told them I was looking for fun
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They said we haven`t got a lot at the moment but there should be one in Africa soon
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It`s in the summer when the natives get restless and maybe I should call back in June
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Of course we`ve always got the local in Belfast but it's our bet...
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The next one's on the moon
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See Ya Later
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| The Boys |