Well I love New York like everyone
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And I go to Las Vegas to Chill
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I like Denver Colorado cause it's so laid back
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And Chicago keeps it real
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I only leave Dallas when I have to, but
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When I do I like Tulsa, OK
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And I ain't got nothing against California
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But I can't stand LA
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Well Orlando Florida is humid but it's swell
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Austin and Nashville both freakin' rock (yes they do! )
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And New Orleans is evil but it's part of the appeal
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You can gamble drink and swear until you drop
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The state of Ohio's been great to our band
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Along with Phili and Green Bay
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I got nothing but love for Hollywood
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But I can't stand LA
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I like Salt Lake City, Portland, Frisco, Santa Fe
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Indianappolis and Hartford, too
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Boise, Memphis, Souix Falls, and of course KC
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Along with Pittsburg and Kalamazoo
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Atlanta is our home away from home and here's a shout out to Sauget
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And I wish my friends would leave that place
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'Cause I can't stand LA
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Traffic Sucks
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No protected lefts
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Snooty fucks
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Pollution fills the air
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Gang Fights
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$7 beers
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And the threat of breaking off into the sea
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(And now to give LA the benefit of the doubt)
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Jimmy Kimmel In and Out and great sushi
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And diversity everywhere
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Really hot chicks wearing next to nothing
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And the Santa Monica Pier
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Thank you for hair metal and the 84 olympics and for the BFS radio play
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But please don't take this personally
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No I'm happy to visit, but I'm happier to leave
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And I guess what it is I'm trying to say is
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I can't stand LA!
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I Can't Stand L.A.
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| Bowling for Soup |
