Have a banana, Hannah,
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Try the salami, Tommy,
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Give with the gravy, Davy,
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Everybody eats when they come to my house!
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Try a tomato, Plato,
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Here's cacciatore, Dorie,
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Taste the baloney, Tony,
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Everybody eats when they come to my house!
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I fix your favorite dishes,
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Hopin' this good food fills ya!
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Work my hands to the bone in the kitchen alone,
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You better eat if it kills ya!
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Pass me a pancake, Mandrake,
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Have an hors-d'oeuvre-y, Irvy,
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Look in the fendel (?), Mendel,
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Everybody eats when they come to my house!
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Hannah! Davy! Tommy! Dora! Mandrake!
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Everybody eats when they come to my house!
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Pastafazoola, Talullah!
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Oh, do have a bagel, Fagel,
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Now, don't be so bashful, Nashville,
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Everybody eats when they come to my house!
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Hey, this is a party, Marty,
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Here, you get the cherry, Jerry,
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Now, look, don't be so picky, Micky,
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'Cause everybody eats when they come to my house!
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All of my friends are welcome,
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Don't make me coax you, moax you,
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Eat the tables, the chairs, the napkins, who cares?
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You gotta eat if it chokes you!
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Oh, do have a knish, Nishia,
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Pass me the latke, Macky,
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Chile con carne for Barney,
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Everybody eats when they come to my house!
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Face! Buster! Chair! Chops! Fump!
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Everybody eats when they come to my house!
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Everybody eats when they come to my house!
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Everybody Eats When They Come To My House
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| Cab Calloway |