Be hold the way our fine feathered friend
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His virtue doth parade
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Thou knowest not my dim witted friend
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The picture Thou hast made
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Thy vacant brow and Thy tousled hair
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Conceal Thy good intent
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Thou noble upright, truthful, sincere
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And slightly dopey gent
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You're my funny Valentine
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Sweet comic Valentine
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You make me smile with my heart
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Your looks are laughable
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Unphotographable
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Yet you're my favorite work of art
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Is your figure less than Greek
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Is your mouth a little weak
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When you open it to speak
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Are you smart?
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But don't change a hair for me
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Not if you care for me
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Stay little Valentine stay
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Each day is Valentine's day!
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MY FUNNY VALENTINE
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| Christina Aguilera |
