A walk through the product store and 15 aisles to see
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all the pretty, pretty packages staring back at me
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which is my favorite, where is my chance
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to remove the product and stick it in my pants
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cuz I want to see, what's on sale whats for free
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(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
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who steal from me, and from you
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(if only you knew, then you would steal too)
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adrenaline rushes, the products in my grip
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I am only shopping, but now it's time to lift
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I look for my moment, and down my pants I stick
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the product I've selected is concealed against my dick
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cuz I want to see, what's on sale whats for free
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(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
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who steal from me, and from you
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(if only you knew, then you would steal too)
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paranoid as fuck security in tow
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is he really traling me and does he really know?
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of my little secret my pride and his shame
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this is so exciting , it's like a fucking game
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I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door
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will I get away like a million times before?
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or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store?
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like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor
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Five finger discount!
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and I want to see, what's on sale whats for free
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(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
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who steal from me, and from you
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(if only you knew, then you would steal too)
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paranoid as fuck security in tow
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is he really traling me and does he really know?
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of my little secret my pride and his shame
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this is so exciting kid, it's like a fucking game
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I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door
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will I get away like a million times before?
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or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store?
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like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor
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I get to the door and out the door I slide
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I feel a sense of dignity, I feel a sense of pride
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I do a happy dance and down the street I bail
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as I have a little feast of what's on sale.
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Five-Finger Discount
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Choking Victim |