I thought I was bad thought l'ze a kickn' stud
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I thought I had a knockn' stroll
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I caught a momma glidin' through the alley
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A big pink pussycat she said "Meow"
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She said her name was Tammy
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And her sugar hills worked the cure
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I came to her in jammies
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And I left so-phista-mature
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Dirty Mutha Fuzz
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Well the next day I hung over
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My head still hurt like hell
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I begged to her have mercy
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But she pounded on me just like a nail
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She unwrapped all by chocolates
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I opened up all her cans
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She spread herself out like a banquet and said
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"I'm gonna punish you my man"
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Dirty Mutha Fuzz
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I got my fine sexy sheba here
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She only smokes the peckerilla
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It's like we're chillin' down in Graceland
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She's Elvis - I'm Priscilla
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Dirty, yeah she loves you Dirty Mutha Fuzz
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She's built like a candy store and Lord I ate too much
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Dirty, she's got the velvety hand cuffs
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I tell ya fellas I got whip marks on my butt
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Dirty, yea my tickle turned into a scream
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I tasted the cool whip and produced my whip cream
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Little Orphan Annie's got on red stiletto heels
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She said, "You love it, you love it,
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Just gaze up at me as you kneel"
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When she went for the whip fellas
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A chill went down my spine
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Such an innocent face
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With such an evil mind
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I pushed the buttons on her blaster
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John Coltrane began to bop
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I started workin' on a solid rhythm
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With horns over the top
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All at once she whispered
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"A little fertilizer will make it grow"
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Her blubber cups bucked a blizzard
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And I covered her with snow
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Dirty Mutha Fuzz
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Dirty, yeah she loves you Dirty Mutha Fuzz
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She's built like a candy store and Lord I ate too much
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Dirty, she's got the velvety hand cuffs
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I tell ya fellas I got whip marks on my butt
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Dirty, yea my tickle turned into a scream
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I tasted the cool whip and produced my whip cream
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Little Orphan Annie's got on red stiletto heels
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She said, "You love it, you love it
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You're not above it -- you're dirty."
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Dirty Mutha Fuzz
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