On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me,
| A god damn son of a bitch!!!
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| On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me,
| Two bloody nuts,
| And a god damn son of a bitch!!!
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| On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me,
| Three severed heads,
| Two bloody nuts,
| And a god damn son of a bitch!!!
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| On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
| Four rotting children,
| Three severed heads,
| Two bloody nuts,
| And a god damn son of a bitch!!!
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| On the fith day of christmas my true love gave to me,
| Five gotta schmeets!,
| Four rotting children,
| Three severed heads,
| Two bloody nuts,
| And a god damn son of a bitch!!!
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| On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
| Six uclamings,
| Five gotta schmeets!,
| Four rotting children,
| Three severed heads,
| Two bloody nuts,
| And a god damn son of a bitch!!!
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| On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me,
| Seven chicken gizzards,
| Six uclamings,
| Five gotta schmeets!,
| Four rotting children,
| Three severed heads,
| Two bloody nuts,
| And a god damn son of a bitch!!!
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| On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
| Eight doo-doo-doo-doo,
| Seven chicken gizzards,
| Six uclamings,
| Five gotta schmeets!,
| Four rotting children,
| Three severed heads,
| Two bloody nuts,
| And a god damn son of a bitch!!!
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| On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
| Nine, and
| Eight doo-doo-doo-doo,
| Seven chicken gizzards,
| Six uclamings,
| Five gotta schmeets!,
| Four rotting children,
| Three severed heads,
| Two bloody nuts,
| And a god damn son of a bitch!!!
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| On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
| Ten debbie gizzards,
| Nine, and
| Eight doo-doo-doo-doo,
| Seven chicken gizzards,
| Six uclamings,
| Five gotta schmeets!,
| Four rotting children,
| Three severed heads,
| Two bloody nuts,
| And a god damn son of a bitch!!!
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| On the eleventeenth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
| Eleventeen s.t.l.d.'s,
| Ten debbie gizzards,
| Nine, and
| Eight doo-doo-doo-doo,
| Seven chicken gizzards,
| Six uclamings,
| Five gotta schmeets!,
| Four rotting children,
| Three severed heads,
| Two bloody nuts,
| And a god damn son of a bitch!!!
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| On the twelth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
| Twelve tuna-twat,
| Eleventeen s.t.l.d.'s,
| Ten debbie gizzards,
| Nine, and
| Eight doo-doo-doo-doo,
| Seven chicken gizzards,
| Six uclamings,
| Five gotta schmeets!,
| Four rotting children,
| Three severed heads,
| Two bloody nuts,
| And a god damn son of a biiiiiitch!!!!!!!
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| 12 Days Of Christmas
| | CKY (Camp Kill Yourself) |
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