British champion for fifty years
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Easily beats all his challengers
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Bored of always being the best
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He'd rather be like all the rest
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Miscuing shots and fluffing smashes
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Missing the table and losing matches
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Now with pressure from above
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He was forced to carry on
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"You're the best, don't you want to win?"
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To which he replied with a cheeky grin
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"I'm bored of always being the best
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I'd rather be like all the rest!"
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Desmond rebelled, now he plays for fun
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He loses a game now and then
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He enjoys it, though, playing for pleasure
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Without the competition, without the pressure
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Miscuing shots and fluffing smashes
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Missing the table and losing matches
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Desmond
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| Chumbawamba |
