Santa kissed me under the mistletoe
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tasted like egg nog and it was gross
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said he was lonely and it had been a while
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the elves run frantic when they see that look in his eyes
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he sat me down and went on and on
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wouldn't shut up about how Mrs. Claus had gone
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he said the plumber must've done something right
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he fixed her pipes and she paid him back all through the night...
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fa la la la la la ( X 4 )
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Santa kissed me under the mistletoe
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i guess i'm wondering how far this would go
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we talked and drank until it was light
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then the bartender kicked us out 'cause we got into a fight
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but i kept thinking of the swag for free
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besides the old geezer needs some company
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well i've been broke this year
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it wouldn't be so bad
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i hate to admit it, but he's the best i've ever had....
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fa la la la la la ( X 4 )
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Santa kissed me and i kissed him back
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but i did it for the toys
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figured i could get something more
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than i did from other boys
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Santa kissed me and i kissed him back
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but i did it for the toys
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smiled at me and wanted to see if i would
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but he's a pervert you can tell by his smile
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or check the NAMBLA membership locked in his files
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that big red suit and jolly face is a disguise
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he only took it for the joys of little kids bouncing on his thighs
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he drives me crazy now, he calls me all the time
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i'm gonna dump him as soon as i get what's mine
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guess i should really reveal my family ties
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he won't get a clue so i hit him with a matzo ball
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right between the eyes...
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fa la la la la la ( X 4 )
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santa kissed me and i kissed him back
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but i did it for the toys
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figured i could get something more
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than i did from other boys
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santa kissed me and i kissed him back
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but i did it for the toys
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smiled at me and wanted to see if i would ( X 2 )
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what a loser!
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I Did It for the Toys
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| Dance Hall Crashers |
