Why do I bother I don't know
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I'll turn off my radio
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Day after day
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The airways are awash
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With songs of ones in love
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And those who are out of
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There's just not enough songs about squash
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Maybe to you it's just a game
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Somewhere you heard the name
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Not for the claustrophobic
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A pastime for the posh
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Without sounding too peculiar
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If it's a cardiovascular
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You're after then you can't go past squash
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Netball, t-ball, orienteering
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Are all worth a second hearing
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Football, handball, four-in-a-square
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Are all good but they just don't compare
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I hope I'm speaking clearly
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Because there's no not nearly
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Enough songs about squash
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Oh no it's raining
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We'll have to cancel tennis training
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But look here, never fear
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Throw down that mackintosh
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I know a game under a roof
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It's just four walls and the truth
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It's fun, rain, hail or sun
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It's squash
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Red dot, green dot, yellow dot ball
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Try and bounce it off the wall
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Headband, wristband, fuzzy handled racket
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Can't some DJ play a squash song in their bracket?
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Though I'm not trying to fool ya
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It'll either kill or cure ya
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It's squash
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You see there's not enough songs
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There's not enough songs
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There's not enough songs about squash
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There's not enough songs
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There's not enough songs
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There's not enough songs about squash
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(There's Just Not Enough Songs About) Squash
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| Darren Hanlon |
