It would appear that male pattern
|
Baldness has set in
|
His hair, at an alarming pace
|
Running away from his face
|
He's losing his virility
|
And now his masculinity
|
Has been compromised
|
And his libido down-sized
|
|
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
|
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
|
It's not for me you understand
|
|
Bald, slap headed and hairless
|
Bald he is destined to be
|
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him not me
|
|
From what I have been reading
|
His scalp needs kneading
|
To stimulate each follicle
|
And reverse this diabolical
|
Condition that's afflicted he
|
For years and has cruelly
|
Repulsed each potential mate
|
And left him with a balding pate
|
|
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
|
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
|
It's not for me you understand
|
|
Bald, slap headed and hairless
|
Bald he is destined to be
|
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him not me
|
|
|
Sock it to me baby, yeah!
|
|
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
|
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
|
It's not for me you understand
|
|
|
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
|
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
|
It's not for me you understand
|
|
Bald, slap headed and hairless
|
Bald he is destined to be
|
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him not me
|
Thank God!
|
|
Bald, slap headed and hairless
|
Bald he is destined to be
|
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him not me
|
How?
|
|
-----------------
|
Bald
|
| Darkness |
