I got my PHD in heartaches and misery,
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And a BSN in barstool philosophy.
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You're my inspiration for higher education,
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Now my final test is right in front of me,
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(Chorus)
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I'm taking a bar exam under a neon sign,
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I'm gonna graduate when you're off my mind.
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In this honky tonk school we got a Hell of a band.
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Drink by drink I'm taking a bar exam.
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I know beer, wine, whiskey, and gin,
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I've studied every glass and bottle they come in,
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I'll pass with flying colors, so high above the others,
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So set 'em up, I'm ready to begin.
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(Repeat Chorus)
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Drink by drink I'm taking a bar exam.
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Bar Exam
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