in the 70's i used to hang around in bars
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i'd let myself get picked up by jocks with sports cars
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i'd let them take me back to their place
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where i'd suck and fuck and fuck and suck and sit on their face
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now i stay at home
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i have sex over the phone
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and i have what it takes to masturbate
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then i got knocked up in the 80's
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so i went to a clinic for ladies
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the doctor stuck a suction hose up my cunt
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the he scraped and sucked and sucked and scraped till he i killed that little runt
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now i stay at home
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i have sex over the phone
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i know what it takes to masturbate
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now i'm living in the 90's
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AIDS killed all the junkies and the gays
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but i'm still here cause i was my needles out with bleach
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and i never went to one of those roman fucking bathes
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oh eeh ooo awe
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dream date of the 90's
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Dream Date Of The 90's
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