the "product" we refer to is well equipped
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in the service abilities of your common woman.
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though in our opinion (any many others)
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we have manufactured her to be far surperior
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to that of any "common" woman.
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there are of course risks to be taken,
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though we rarely recieve complaints from our clients.
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(that unreadable fine print)
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defective product
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has been known to wreak havoc upon small villages and town folk.
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(make that sweet green philiosophical love)
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just sign here, initial here, then sign here, here, and here.
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(your signature waives responsibility from jones inc.
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we apologize for any inconvenience)
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tweleve months later...
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client: she's falling apart and she killed my dog.
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sales representative: (silence)
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client: you know that once she swan in beauty?
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sales representative: that's true.
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client: well, where did it go?
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Jones From Indiana
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| Daughters |
