Every night another woman every day a different town
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If I'm not accused of speeding I'm accused of coming down
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With a legal dose of something that you heard was going round
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And you wondered why I lost my sense of humor
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Every song another record every day just like a clock
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Knowing well I've had to take it till I make it to the top
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With the devil right behind me and my heart about to stop
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Then you wondered why I lost my sense of humor
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Twenty years I was in prison more than that I was alone
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Some lily-white reporter thinks it's time that I was stoned
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Without sin he wrote the story and it chilled me to the bone
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Then he wondered why I lost my sense of humor
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I shaved my beard and cut my hair off it don't matter anyhow
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It was truth that told the answers to the questions up till now
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Crucify him someone shouted from the safety of the crowd
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Then they wondered why I lost my sense of humor
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Hey take them crosses from my doorstep there's no reason to my rhyme
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Everybody knows somebody will take care of me in time
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I made friends of all you stand for but the blind can't lead the blind
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Just be glad I haven't lost my sense of humor
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Just be glad I haven't lost my sense of humor
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Cause if I ever catch you I'm gonna kick your ass
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Sense Of Humor
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David Allan Coe |